A SHORT JOKE

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A SHORT JOKE

WRITTEN BY

ONWUNEME NEBEOLISA ERNEST
DEPARTMENT OF MATHEMATICS
UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, NSUKKA
Phone no:08108388599
Email:nebeolisa.onwuneme.202141@unn.edu.ng

There was a student who graduated from University of Nigeria, Nsukka precisely from Agric. Science department. He is tall and crooked. It was on a farming season last year and he wants to practice his profession. He decided to plant yam. After cultivation, he got the yam he planted. The yam germinated and started growing. it’s time to support the branch with stick he got also a crooked stick and supported the branch which is now crooked. After that he did all the operations which he supposed to do e.g. weeding etc. It was the time of harvest, he harvested the yam. Guess what was the product or what the product looks like……... A Crooked yam………………. Hahahahahahaha.
QUESTION
What makes the yam crooked?
Ans: the reader should answer

  

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